Dear Comedy Central

If you broadcast a comedy special in which the comedian's every other word has only four letters, here is what the audience gets:

"So really, I'm at the BEEEEEEEEP dentist's office, and the BEEEEEEEP is BEEEEEEEEEP, and so woman says why you always gotta say BEEEEEEP? And I'm like, hey, you don't wanna BEEEEEEEP hear me say BEEEEEEEP then you can just BEEEEEEEP go to BEEEEEEEP..."

The result is threefold:

• Annoying
• Incomprehensible
• Not funny

I expect comedians to occasionally annoy me. But if I can't even figure out what they are saying, then your hour long comedy special
is
    not
         funny.

Fix it.
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